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Okay, disregard my last post.

It’s true. Disregard it completely. I don’t understand why I went on some massive vendetta against alcohol for a short time, but since my time at uni started, I’ve got back into the old drinking game and have drank quite a bit. Well, quite a bit for me. It’s not much for the average person, to be sure. I could carry on and turn this post into my tales of awesomeness since uni started, but I’m really not in the mood for such a post right now and I have some homework which needs to be done for tomorrow later today (WHICH IS FUCKING HORRIFIC BTW).

So, with that I bid you adieu for now, my … tiny group of readers.

ARGH!

As I start writing this, I don’t intend for it to turn into an “emo” whine about how life sucks, but I can see this coming across as something like that. So, with that in mind, read at your own risk.

Continue reading ‘ARGH!’

Hellsing. I love it.

It’s true, I freaking love Hellsing now. I started watching the original anime series years back, but never finished it. Recently, I watched it all again and felt like it wasn’t that good. The animation was iffy, the music whilst suiting it for about five minutes, quickly became really annoying and the story wasn’t that good, really. I had heard this much from people who’d watched it already and had learned that the Hellsing Ultimate OVAs were supposed to be far superior. So, once I’d finished watching the original, boring series, I started with Ultimate.

Today, I finished watching the latest, sixth episode and I have to admit, I was blown away. The Ultimate series is freaking AWESOME. Animation is brilliant, the music is much more fitting and the story is a lot better. It has a whole different feel to the original series. It feels like I’m watching something else entirely, just with similar characters. Another thing I really love about Ultimate is the little comedic moments. It really helps break up the darker (and frankly sometimes kinda sickening) parts of it.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe Ultimate is being based more around the manga than the original which went off on it’s own boring story. I’ve decided I REALLY must read this now. And I think everyone else who likes manga should too. I mean, it has fucking nazi vampires in it. Seriously. I’ll say no more on the matter since we’re delving into spoiler territory right there. But NAZI VAMPIRES. I don’t support the fucking nazis, far from it (I’m stupidly liberal) but it’s so interesting and fun to watch.

If I’ve gotten ahead of myself and you don’t know what Hellsing is about … well CLICK HERE, LAWLS!

Oh, wow. It updates.

Yeah, it really does.

Just got back from Cornwall today and when I set off a week past, I had an idea. I thought since this blog doesn’t get updated enough, I’d keep a little day-by-day log (turned out to not be so little) of the happenings that took place in Cornwall.

Forgive me, but it’s not that interesting and probably quite badly written. Still, I sat there and did it so I’m going to post it here anyway regardless of how unexciting it may be. Continue reading ‘Oh, wow. It updates.’

You Fight Like a Dairy Farmer!

You win two points if you understand the reference above. I expect a fair few gamers should indeed know the reference since it’s from a very successful and highly influential graphic adventure game named ‘The Secret of Monkey Island’. It was originally released yonks back in the year 1990 (the year I was born!) and started the awesome Monkey Island series. If you’ve been keeping up with your gaming news, you should know that yesterday the remake of the game – dubbed ‘Special Edition’ – was released for PC and Xbox 360.

The remake basically has smexier HD graphics in a pretty sweet art style, has redone musics and voice acting! All of which have been done exceptionally well, I might add. For the people who love the old-school pixelly look of the early-nineties however, you can choose to switch back to the old style which I thought was quite nice. Basically, the new stuff is just overlayed on the old stuff, so the animations and things are pretty much the same as the original. I suppose this course of action was taken to keep the game close enough to the original version as possible. For old fans of the series, this probably won’t be an issue (certainly wasn’t for me), but I can see some people new to the series perhaps getting a bit annoyed by this.

Since I already know the game quite well, it only took me around three hours to finish at a leisurely pace, but for newcomers it could take a few hours longer. Of course, this depends on how liberally the player makes use of the hint system. Integrated into The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition is a nifty hint system which can be used whenever the player gets stuck. There’re three levels of hints. The first hint will be vague, the second a little less and the third blatantly telling you where to go. Personally, I find it a lot more fun not to use this, but each to one’s own, eh?

What’s the game actually about though? Well, it’s about a guy called Guybrush Threepwood who wants to become a pirate, a lady called Elaine Marley who gets kidnapped by an evil ghost-pirate named LeChuck and Guybrush’s adventure to save her. Sound a bit silly? Good, it’s supposed to. If you like humorous games, this is definitely for you.

In short, if you’re either a newcomer to Monkey Island or if you’ve been a fan for years, you’re probably gonna enjoy this. If not, then I’ll be a sad panda.

The game costs £6.99 (in the UK, at least) on PC and 800 Microsoft Points on Xbox 360 which is definitely well worth the money. The PC version can be downloaded from Steam in the UK. I believe in the US, you can also download the game from Direct2Drive, but I couldn’t find it on the UK site.

*Yawn*

‘Tis late. Or rather, the correct thing to say is that it is early. As I type this, it’s ten to one and I’m feeling rather tired. So, why am I blogging this early and why am I doing this when I’m tired? Well, as I’m sure my learned readers are aware (that’s you, if you couldn’t work it out) in a state of sleepiness, one’s imagination and creativity blooms. When I get like this, I just have an insatiable urge to write. So, here we are; finally updating my blog.

Honestly, I’m not too sure what to talk about. I could ramble on and on about my daily antics (if you could call them that …) but honestly, all I’ve been doing of late is watching anime and gaming and I feel right now, writing about that will simply be doing my creative feelings grave injustice. I can write about that stuff whenever, but right now it feels like creativity has reached Limit Break. When you have a Limit Break ready, you don’t squander it by simply attacking or casting a spell; you use one of your Limit Break attacks!

So, what is my Limit Break attack? Crazy, spontaneous stories that make little sense? No, I do that without Limit Break. An angry rant about the state of politics? A serious, philosophical ramble? Again, both of these things I do without Limit Break. No, I throw these to the wind. I have few ideas what to blog about in all honesty. And I have no idea how to carry on that geeky metaphor so I’ll stop with that too. Instead, of a long article about something in particular, I have a different idea. I’ll ask Sophie-chan to give me five random words (even though they technically cannot be random, but I won’t go into that now for reasons discussed) and for each of these words, I’ll write something. It can be anything. Let’s see how this goes …

Synthesised

Ah, combining various objects to create something new is to synthesise something. I think. Don’t murder me if I’ve got the meaning of that word wrong, simply blame Star Ocean. To synthesise on that is to merge multiple items to create a new one. So, it’s combining things. The first thing that actually came to mind when I typed that last sentence was in fact mixing alcoholic drinks. DO NOT DO IT, CHILDREN! Once upon a time, I was quite experimental with drinking. I enjoyed drinking all manners of beverages, many of which were spirits. Granted, I became totally shitfaced at parties often, but I could still drink those things. That was until an EVIL man swooped down and shattered these fun times by creating a VILE potion which made me hate these. Translation: at a party where I was already pissed, my friend Kamaru-kun decided it’d be fun to take advantage of my liberated senses and mix EVERYTHING he could find in the kitchen. That drink made me very ill and also made me feel rather sick whenever I tasted most spirits again. All I can drink now is cider, pretty much. Granted, it is a helluva lot nicer than most drinks, but I’d still like the choice.

Lantern

A lantern, to me, seems like such a romantic object. Simply from that word, a whole world unfolds in my mind. It is night time. I see a large, open field with long grass, littered with trees and a small and stout, wooden house. The only light for miles around are from the stars and the soft light of the candle flickering from within a lantern hanging from a hook on the outside wall of the house. Two lovers sit on a bench, listening to the faint noise of crickets, with the distinct smell of a summer night lingering in the air. The area is completely devoid of technology and there is a sense of distinct isolation – yet not loneliness – in which the two simply enjoy being with each other and with nature.

Violently

Violence is very prominent in today’s society. Generally, I think it’s a very wrong way to go about doing things. Beating people to solve a problem is simply idiotic and barbaric. War is this way too. Things in the world aren’t so simple though and I’m having so much trouble writing about this. I keep finding myself disagreeing, agreeing and disagreeing with myself again as I write and rewrite this part. I’m honestly not exactly sure where I stand on violence. All I know is that it makes me horribly depressed and that I wish it just didn’t exist in the world. In fiction, it’s good, but that’s as far as I’d like it to go. I know that’ll never happen though; it’s as stupid as fighting itself to even think it’ll go away.

Morph

Ditto is a Pokémon which morphs itself to whatever Pokémon it is fighting. Honestly, I always found it a bit of a stupid one. Yup, that’s all I have on that one.

Gah, I get this far and I realise my creativity which once burned brightly has long since dimmed and no longer do I have ideas flooding my mind. With this, I must end my entry. For anyone who really cared, the last word was supposed to be ‘black’, but … GAH! I can’t write something even slightly interesting anymore. And with that, I’ll end this rather unusual entry.

ARRRGGGHH!

It’s hot! It shouldn’t be this hot! It’s England for crying out loud!

Oh, that post is coming soon by the by. When soon is,  I do not know, however.

Updates

I really should update this soon. The only real reason I can offer is the fact that I’ve finished college and therefore feel it’s about time I just did nothing but relax for … a while. By ‘relax’, I mean play video games a lot, watch lots of anime, read lots of manga and go out with my friends. I suppose very soon I shall grace this space with another update, though. Got a lot to say about the games, anime and manga I’ve been playing, watching and reading.

So, I can promise be quite sure estimate that sometime this week I’ll update again.

… Yes. I will.

Changes!

Spam! Yes, that’s the name of what’s been plastered all over this blog. Nasty little spam bots advertising their special penis extension magicks! And DO WE WANT THEM?! No! No, we bloody well don’t! So, if anyone wants to comment now, they’ve got to sign up. If the spam bots get around that, well … I’m gonna hunt down the fucker who wrote them, tie them to a chair and kill them with a tea spoon! RAWR!

That is all! Have a nice day and all that, chaps.

TOODLEZ!

EDIT: Okay, change of plan. You don’t need to sign up to comment. You just need to have your first comment approved by me.

E3

This year, like last year and every year, E3 had me so excited and leading up to it I was becoming giddier and giddier by the second. Now it’s over, I feel appalled at two certain companies and I’ve fallen in love with a certain other one again. I talk of course of Microsoft and Sony’s complete failures and Nintendo’s awesomeness. Of course, the raging fanboys will disagree, but I couldn’t care less.

Microsoft were the first to go and announced/showed some alright looking titles. Final Fantasy XIII was shown a bit, to my delight (can’t wait for that game) and I found Alan Wake particularly interesting. The way the game looked and played looked hella fun and the narration in the game was sweet. A new Metal Gear Solid game was also announced as an exclusive for the 360, so that should be pretty interesting for fans of the series. But other than that, there wasn’t a whole lot which really got my attention. Least of all their frankly shitty Natal thing. It was just a glorified EyeToy that the Microsoft fanboys seem to think will dominate the Wii. Which they’ve been insulting for it’s casual focus for ages now. Why in the name of all things holy are they praising such a thing if it’s exactly what they hated? Oh, that’s right: because they’re fanboys. Honestly, I am quite a fan of the Xbox 360 and the Wii but I think Microsoft should’ve focused on making traditional games rather than touting this awful EyeNat and let Nintendo focus on casual gaming.

Which they so did not in their E3 conference to my utter delight! Sure, they talked about some fairly shitty casual games and some Wii Vitality thing which I won’t go into (since it was pure shit), but the focus was on the decent titles like Super Mario Bros. Wii, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Golden Sun DS and Metroid: Another M. Frankly, they all looked awesome and the latter two had me squeeing more than anyone has ever squeed. Metroid looks awesome and reminded me graphically of the newest Star Ocean game on Xbox 360. Samus looked REALLY cute! The gameplay seems to be taking the classic 2D Metroid games and spicing it up a bit, whilst adding in some elements of first person action, too. It seems to have a lot more focus on story from the trailer, which I particularly find awesome. The other games seem to be standard fair for their respective series, but still look pretty awesome.

Finally, we come to Sony. I’m not going to talk much about them so I don’t get angry, but they were awful. Their trailer of FFXIII was good and had plenty of new gameplay shown, but that wasn’t enough to save them. They also announced a new Final Fantasy game: FFXIV. This is going to be – in essence -  the sequel to FFXI in that’s it another MMO. One thing they mentioned was that it was exclusive to the PS3, though. Turns out that isn’t true and is also going to be on PC.  I cannot wait! The one thing that made Sony really stink, however, was their stupid fecking Wiimote copy. Frankly, it’s just a Wiimote with Wii Motion-Plus and Sony were acting as if they had come up with this idea and that it was unique. Good lord, they were shit.

I’m aware I probably sound like a Nintendo fanboy and whilst I am a huge fan of them, I’ve also been a huge fan of Microsoft recently. Their E3 conference was awful, though. My point is, I’m not simply ranting as a fanboy; I’m ranting as a gamer of all platforms and ranting about the mediocrity of Sony and Microsoft this E3.